Culture! Education! Wrong Kind.
In aid of Black History month, Reed has various interesting speakers coming to campus over the next few weeks. This is a nice opportunity for us Reedies, and civilians come along to our well-appointed auditorium too. Last night was a speech and Q&A with Julian Bond, head of the NAACP and civil right activist since the 60s. Dude knew Martin Luthor King, y'all. He was a very compelling speaker, check charisma, humour and conviction, and he said some great things about race, politics, social justice, all that big stuff.
After the talk I went to a rather fabulous cocktail party organised by Alice and Griffen, had a fantastic time and promptly forgot all about social justice. I was feeling a little single-minded, actually.
This afternoon we went to the Portland Art Museum. There's a fancy Egyptian exhibit showing at the moment, but the thing was packed out, predictably for a Saturday. Went for General Admission instead, with the rest of the proles. Saw a photography exhibit and sketched a couple of ancient Chinese artifacts, including this real cool mythical creature tomb-guarder.
Garon and I went to the basketball again this evening. Portland Trailblazers vs. Chicago Bulls; the final score was Blazers 86, Bulls 88. How bloody irritating. It wasn't a bad game, and at least a close score equals tension. Tried out the classic "You're shit, aaaahh" football chant, but it didn't quite fit for a basketball game.
After the talk I went to a rather fabulous cocktail party organised by Alice and Griffen, had a fantastic time and promptly forgot all about social justice. I was feeling a little single-minded, actually.
This afternoon we went to the Portland Art Museum. There's a fancy Egyptian exhibit showing at the moment, but the thing was packed out, predictably for a Saturday. Went for General Admission instead, with the rest of the proles. Saw a photography exhibit and sketched a couple of ancient Chinese artifacts, including this real cool mythical creature tomb-guarder.
Garon and I went to the basketball again this evening. Portland Trailblazers vs. Chicago Bulls; the final score was Blazers 86, Bulls 88. How bloody irritating. It wasn't a bad game, and at least a close score equals tension. Tried out the classic "You're shit, aaaahh" football chant, but it didn't quite fit for a basketball game.
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"You're shit, aaaahh" is NOT a classic football chant. Here are some classics, and some new ones:
"You're not singing any more"
"No-one likes us we don't care, doodah, doodag" - sung by Millwall fans.
"One man and his mobile, went to bed with Ashley" - sung to the tune of "One man and his dog went to mow a meadow", to is-he-gay-is-he-straight-is-he-married-to-Cheryl-Tweedy Ashley Cole.
"Shit ground, no fans" - to rubbish teams with a crap stadium, clearly.
But to really get to the heart of football chants, you've got to hit 'em where it hurts. For example, the numerous songs sung to Man Utd fans about the 1958 Munich Air Disaster, often mentioning "ice on the runway". Also, the countless songs about the Hillsborough disaster sung to Liverpool fans. Or, songs about being stabbed by Turks sung to Leeds fans. Yes, tragic death often makes for HILARIOUS football chants.
Well I chiefly remember "You're shit, aaah" from that episode of father Ted with the octogenarians five-a-side tournament, when Mrs.Doyle and all the old ladies learn to yell like football fans from a handbook.
What do I really know about football? It is boring. This is why I have you as my own personal handbook.
I like the one about Ashley Cole.
I hate Ashley Cole, the greedy Judas bastard.
Isn't it funny that a black guy who's supposed to be gay is married to a white woman who's supposed to be racist?
Also, it was funny when you used to be able to search for "Ashley Cole" in Google and it suggested "did you mean "Ashley Cole Gay"?
I hate Ashley Cole, the greedy Judas bastard.
Isn't it funny that a black guy who's supposed to be gay is married to a white woman who's supposed to be racist?
Also, it was funny when you used to be able to search for "Ashley Cole" in Google and it suggested "did you mean "Ashley Cole Gay"?
what? why did that double-save? cheap shit.
"You're shit, and you know you are," to the tune of Go West is a tried-and-tested classic too, I believe.
Can I just flag up, Susie's the only person I've ever seen to describe her team having lost as being "bloody irritating". That's so English, it's not even English!
Umm, yes. Sorry, that was rather excessively English, wasn't it?
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